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Posted on 2nd Oct at 12:16 AM, with 126,592 notes
Anonymous asked: Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.

chelseawelseyknight:

kristoffbjorgman:

u wanna bet m8?

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Holy fuck.

Posted on 2nd Oct at 12:10 AM, with 2,767 notes

stylesforstiles:

stylesforstiles:

My co workers 4 year son just saw a picture of Louis on my desk and said “WOW he’s a super model” and his mother was so confused “do you know who that is?” and he goes “yeah mom, a super model”

I just want to be clear that this was the picture

Louis Tomlinson, One Direction meet Japanese fans to promote 'The 1Derland: This Is Us', 2013

Posted on 2nd Oct at 12:09 AM, with 65,329 notes

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

Posted on 2nd Oct at 12:00 AM, with 1,690 notes

zaynftnaughtyboy:

yall…………….i feel my ass ascending into the heavens

Posted on 1st Oct at 11:59 PM, with 51,733 notes
stabla:


i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. 
she got the first face lift ever in new zealand
she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body in broken glass and not get slightly scratched. when members of the audience tried, they were grievously injured.
she once hypnotized 500 people for fun and then asked them to go and stand on a highway, so that cars couldn’t pass. she got in a lot of trouble because the crowd got so large that there was a national traffic crisis.
her act included hypnotizing people into walking to work in their underwear, with their consent of course, and one of the men who had actually done it came to the funeral.
at her funeral all these people who had been in her act showed up and talked about how great she was, how she was gifted and crazy and i suppose i’m sad and happy about it.

stabla:

i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. 

  • she got the first face lift ever in new zealand
  • she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body in broken glass and not get slightly scratched. when members of the audience tried, they were grievously injured.
  • she once hypnotized 500 people for fun and then asked them to go and stand on a highway, so that cars couldn’t pass. she got in a lot of trouble because the crowd got so large that there was a national traffic crisis.
  • her act included hypnotizing people into walking to work in their underwear, with their consent of course, and one of the men who had actually done it came to the funeral.

at her funeral all these people who had been in her act showed up and talked about how great she was, how she was gifted and crazy and i suppose i’m sad and happy about it.

Posted on 1st Oct at 11:58 PM, with 72,395 notes

catskid100:

I think people need to realize that it’s okay to like stuff and not have a deep reason for it

You can like a character because they’re cute, not because you identify with them
You can like a ship because you think they look good together, not because of a deep emotional bond

You can like a song because it’s catchy, not because of the meaningful lyrics

If you like it that’s okay, you don’t have to have deep reason or meaning behind it

Posted on 1st Oct at 11:57 PM, with 272,783 notes

glowcloud:

this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.

Posted on 1st Oct at 11:57 PM, with 52,340 notes

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

Posted on 1st Oct at 11:57 PM, with 49,737 notes

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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